Sledging page

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• Some trash talk from Andrea to Malcolm - phases Malcolm needs to be familiar with for the hill training sessions ("useful Italian phrases for Malco & other wannbe Italians"): 
  

  Hello beautiful=ciao bella

  Just sit on my wheel while I tow you home darling=Siedasi appena sulla mia rotella mentre li rimorchio tesoro domestico

  Here let me change your tube, I'd hate you to break a fingernail=Qui lascilo cambiare il vostro tubo, io li odierebbe per rompere un'unghia

  Would you like me to lube your chain darling?= voi lo gradiscono lubrificare il vostro tesoro chain?

  I'll just go ahead and order your coffee, you have a well-deserved rest. Anything else you'd like with that? =Andrò appena avanti ed ordinare il vostro caffè, avete un resto bene-meritato. Niente altro che gradiate con quello?

  Let me push you up this hill sweetheart=Lascilo spingerlo su questo innamorato della collina

• Bet's on when and where maddog will get married: 
• Bet's on Joels first swim and likelihood of making the start line in Tauranga:
• Who wears the best retro socks at bike class:
  • Matt Connor 3 votes
  • Reuben Kirk 2 votes